Just recently I have not been feeling myself and have neglected my blog. I have had to travel in The Basket of Death several times to visit the V.E.T.
But today reached new levels of indiginity! The charming Emma, who you can see if you click on the link, advised me it was best to remove the... um... 'obstruction' by submitting myself to a simple cosmetic treatment, a treatment all the ladies of 'lee-jour' are enjoying: colonic irrigation. Uh-huh.
Prior to this, I was requested to produce a small sample, but that was the point! I could not produce a sample of any size and hence my problem. It was a most trying morning. But I submitted to the procedure in the end and I now feel considerably looser, lighter, back to my old full fat self.
I might send the minx there, see how she likes a pipe stuffed up her jaxy. Lord knows she's full of enough ... how does a lady like myself refer to it? ... full of enough waste produce.
Monday, 14 April 2008
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