Multilingual

I was reflecting on my abilities this morning - there are many- and in particular, I can speak Whiskas, GoCat, Whiskas Kibble, Purina, Ucanuba and tuna fish.

Chariot of Fire

She was fiddling about yesterday eve on my balcony, planting something into pots, AND removing my rather convenient convenience - gave the feeling of soil, slightly raised from the ground, gives a garden like sensation...and I was leaning out across the gutter and saw... YES, it was HIM!

He was dashing elegantly through the garden, his tail floating behind him, his galloping paws occasionally propelling him across obstacles, his fur a glistening vision, a gazelle of a creature, nay a lion in his native tundra...

I nearly fell off my balcony. The gutter creaked but luckily I managed to step backwards onto terra firmer. My table was covered with compost and plants, and so unavailable. I had to sit indoors in my armchair to catch my breath and I nibbled a small piece of Polish Kabanos that someone had let stray...

My Job Title

I have a new job title - Controller of The Armchair. Has a certain ring to it, no?

Fluff on the carpet

Is it mine or hers?

We're all going on a summer holiday..

..except me.

They went away for two weeks, leaving me to go on holiday downstairs to the neighbour. Baggy puss came too and they seem to really love her for some reason.

Diet picked up: new Whiskas biscuits, some cream, two tortilla crisps, usual meat stuff, a prawn tail, passing beetle, ham, small chicken piece, tuna flake and more cream.

And Aslan has returned! Joy of joys!